ear AIDS !

SHOCKED? You should be! Just as AIDS has been the biggest disaster of all times a new havoc has come up challenging it – EAR AIDS. Who would really win?

What is this EAR AIDS? This is a term that I would like to give to a disease which I discovered recently. The disease being ‘sticking to cell phones most of the time’! I have seen and know many people who have been talking with their ‘soulmates’(according to them) for a record time of 7 hours on average. What must be happening to that brain? If it would have its own legs it would have kicked the buts of the person speaking and the one calling him. Once I got a mail which showed the results of continous exposure to the waves coming and going out of cell phones pictorially. I was stunned to see that when two phones were connected and an egg was placed between them,(the cell phones being a meter apart) the egg was boiled after 45 minutes! If this is the condition of proteins in eggs in 45 min, how many of the ‘proteins in brain’ would be getting affected in 6 hrs? Still people tend to talk more than that! Is it that they don’t know or they know but stay dumb to understand and imply it; I have no clue what so ever. People are also seen to be more angry because of this. They don’t get a sound sleep because at nights they are usually with their soulmates talking most of the time while the brain is suffering.

Please try to stay away from EAR AIDS !!!

HIS-STORY to HER-STORY

A month ago I read a article about how ‘males will extinct from the face of the earth in some 500 million years ago’. Later, another article came saying that some scientists successfully developed artificial sperms. God, would we really be extinct was the question that was puzzling me.
A lady stated that she thinks that men only give a woman pleasure in bed and that is all they mean to her. It was just that lady who said it to TOI. Nobody knows what the real number of ‘these’ ladies is. Moreover, countries are facing a tough situation about ‘gay rights’. I want to explain taking an example. Suppose India allows homosexuality. Men on men, women on women. Women can get the sperms(artificial) they need. Men can also have a test tube baby but the number is very less. One day would come when men really would become extinct. Then what? Ladies governing the world? I don’t say that they don’t have the guts to do that. But the fact that they are very serious about gossiping stuffs and ego problems threatens me to think what that world would be like.

The parliament would see all the women coming in the best dresses with full make ups. But who would be there to see them? Might be they would all start their talks with what are the latest cosmetics available, who is going to someone’s party or something else. What about the world ladies? Men can at least compromise and they put their egos behind while taking their decisions. If the ladies would let their ego come in the way of making their decisions then… God save them!
There are so many things that a woman can give a man and vice versa. I don’t think the unbalanced world would survive everything that comes their way as well as we do it right now!

WATER CRISIS AT HOSTEL

As you all know there had been water scarcity at our college hostel. I don’t know about the girls’ blocks but the boys hostel picture saw a drastic chain of events that were never witnessed before. I caught a girl red handed saying that one of her roommates never uses a soap while bathing. Oh Lord! Thanks we are not anything like her. But with boys things are very different.

All ‘bathroom singers’ are disappointed as they can’t wait even to finish a song because all are in a great hurry rather scared that taps will soon dry. Sometimes when there is no water at some block, boys from there start running and surround the taps that work in other blocks. Once it happened that the only tap from where water had been flowing was the tap providing hot water from the solar heaters located on top floor of I block. That day, some boys washed their ass using that same hot water. They were lucky that it was not boiling hot… else with no cold water to soothe it, what would have happened then? Bathing had been postponed and ‘deos’ are in great demands. On 19th of this month, D block water storage tank had been overflowing for more than 3 and a half hours that I know of. Might be even more than that. And the next day no water at all! That much water could have worked for us one more day but the legacy continues : no action is taken until it is the eleventh hour by hostel officials. One sick bastard in his email wrote that “water coming to mess is wasted by students while washing hands”. So, what the fuck does this idiot think… my insight – he must be neither washing his hands nor his ass to save water. Glad to see that at least he did not suggest people to follow the ‘western style’ of using ‘news papers’ for wipe down their ass! Rain water harvesting is very easy but hostel officials prefer air conditioning their home or houses with an inverter…